Dirty Pick-Up Lines
Pick-up lines are something most of us cannot deny not having tried at some point before. Even for the most experienced persons, deciding what to say in which situation can be difficult. So, here’s a rundown of some of the naughtiest, ‘dirtiest’ pick-up lines available. Why not use one yourself if you’re daring enough?
Pick-Up Lines That Are Both Funny and Dirty
As earlier stated, we all have experienced this. If a friend of yours wants you to pick the next woman who walks into the pub and use his favorite pick-up line on her. At the absolute least, you’ll receive a response, however, whether or not it’ll be a positive one is anybody’s guess. Still… There’s nothing wrong with attempting to elicit laughs. So here are a handful of pickup lines that certain people will find funny.
Why don’t we just practice if you don’t want to have children with me?
Do you have any ideas about what would look well on you? Me
Hey, sweetie, you must be a light switch because you turn me on every time I see you.
You’re so hot that the plastic in my underpants has melted.
Is it possible that I’ve met you before? Because I don’t recognize you with clothes on.
In a crumpled heap next to my bed, that clothing would look fantastic.
Sit on my lap and say the first thing that comes to mind.
Is it possible that you farted because you completely blew me away?
Because your body is kickin’, do you know karate?
You’ve been a naughty young lady. Please come to my room.
Hello, my name is Scott Kelly, and my next assignment is to explore Uranus.
What do you think my chances are of getting ahead if I flip a coin?
Legs are the word of the day. Let us return to your location and spread the word.
I want to be Alice in your body because it’s a wonderland.
Were you previously detained? It has to be against the law to look that wonderful.
You’d be guilty as charged if being sexy was a crime.
Your Daddy had to be a baker because you have the most beautiful set of buns I’ve ever seen.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by once more?
Are you a UPS employee? I thought I noticed you taking a look at my bundle.
I’m hoping there’s a fireman nearby because you’re on fire!
Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
Hey, I just realized that, but you remind me a lot of my next girlfriend.
I get a tan just looking at you because you’re so hot.
You’re causing me a toothache because you’re so sweet.
Do you believe in thereafter? So, I assume you already know what I am hereafter
Are you from the state of Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I’ve seen in a long time.
I’ll bet you $40 that you’re going to say no.
Dirtiest Pick-Up Lines
If laughing isn’t your thing and you’d rather have something more straightforward, there’s always the option of doing some nasty talking. While this can boomerang and appear unduly weird, if you play it correctly, you might walk away with the lady. Here are some naughty pick-up lines for ladies that may pique your interest.
I’d only kick you out of bed if I wanted to fuck you on the floor.
Let’s return to my room and make some calculations: Multiply by adding a bed, subtracting our garments, dividing your legs, and multiply
Do you want to go to war? I’ll lie down on the ground while you blow the crap out of me.
Would you let me bust a nut in your hole if we were both squirrels?
Recently, my d!ck has been feeling a touch lifeless. Do you want to try some mouth-to-mouth?
Would you fck me if I told you I had a 2-inch d!ck? (No, thank you.) That’s good because mine is 8 inches.
I recently reviewed my schedule, and I think I’ll be able to get you pregnant before Christmas.
I resemble Domino’s Pizza. The next one is free if I don’t come in 30 minutes.
I’d put you between F and CK if I could rearrange the letters…
Hello, I’m looking for a treasure and would like to check into your chest.
Are you a gay man? (No) Wow, neither do I, so let’s get this party started.
Do you want to play carnival? I guess how much you weigh when you sit on my face.
Let only latex stand in the way of our love.
You’ll have a place to sit as long as I have a face, sweetie.
There’s a party going on in my pants, and you’re invited.
Are you a fan of chicken? I’m afraid I don’t have any, but how about a cock?
It’s not going to suck itself. (Look down at your crotch)
Do you want to give an Australian kiss a try? It’s similar to a French kiss, but it’s down under
Could you please help me out? Could you get down on your knees and provide a donut-like smile?
Do you believe men have thoughts in their d!cks? (Yeah.) Will you, in that case, blow my mind?
The human body is made up of 265 bones. Would you like another one?
Do you believe in the concept of free love? (No) How much would a BJ cost?
Do you have a chicken farm where you live? (No) You certainly know how to raise cocks
That’s a fantastic shirt you’ve got there. Is it possible for me to persuade out of it?
Hello, my name is the new Milkman. Is it better to put it in the front or the back?
If I’m mistaken, screw me, but haven’t we met before?
I’ve pushed you to the top of my to-do list.
Excuse me, but do you give strangers heads? (No) Then please let me introduce myself.
You look fantastic in that dress… I would too
Let’s have a bash and invite your pants to join us.
Best Dirty Pick-Up Lines
If neither of the aforementioned nasty pick-up lines works for you, try one of the pickup lines listed below that have proven to be reliable for several people. They’re not as bold as the preceding ones, but they pack a punch nonetheless.
I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind working with you to improve my baby-making method.
I’d tell you a joke about my peepee, but it would take too long.
I’d like to see you in your birthday suit.
I can read your mind, and sure, I will sleep with you.
Can I eat you out because I’m a zombie?
I’m an explorer, and I’d like to learn more about you.
I recently graduated from gynecology school and would like to offer you my pro-boner services.
What button would I have to press to get you to go down if you were an elevator?
I can feel you up if you’re down.
Is it hot in here? Is it just you, or is it you?
To be clear, we’re both going to sleep in the same bed tonight, correct?
You’ll be screaming my name later if you don’t remember it.
Tell your jugs to look away from my eyes.
That outfit looks great on you, but it would look even better on the floor of my bedroom.
That’s a fantastic shirt you’ve got there. Is it okay if I try it on after we’ve had sx?
My pens are being sought by the FBI. Is it possible for me to hide it inside you?
That’s all there is to it. Why not give any of these pick-up lines a try?